Couple costumes effing suck.
Each year, it’s either choose between some double entendre that’s usually extremely sexual in nature, or some lame-ass celebrity couple.
And every year, it’s a resounding, “No, thank you” on my end.
Seriously, is there no more originality any more? No one out there who can save me from these ridiculous Kimye costumes?!
It looks like my prayers may have been answered. I refuse to miss Halloween, so will praise these people for finally figuring out some hilariously amazing, non-gag-worthy costumes that everyone of you should try.
Board games have become huge, and this is by far the best one. As hilarious as it is, I’m not sure how confident I am in this couple lasting the night…
Randy and Randy
That’s right. Both of you dress as Randy from South Park: one as regular Randy, one as cross-dressing Randy. Better yet? Switch halfway through the night and freak out your friends!
via reddit / frankreddits
Jack and Jill after they fell down the hill
There’s blood. There’s nursery rhymes. There’s cute dresses. This couples costume is everything.
via Instagram / @amylegatewolfe
The Royal Tenenbaums
Let’s be real. It didn’t matter that she was adopted and “technically” his sister. Margot and Richie Tenenbaum are soulmates. Another disturbing couple example comes up in number 13.
via Instagram / @emlykrrs
A bee and its beekeeper
Yet another awesome costume where you can be cute but also have fun. I am beeyond jealous of it (see what I did there?).
via Instagram / @jdance05
Sarah Palin and John McCain
You may not be able to see Russia from your house, but you can definitely see why this costume is amazing.
via Brit + Co
With the frame, you’re a work of art. Without it, a cute elderly couple. Either way: win.
Army man and woman
Walking could prove difficult, but it’s worth it for this costume. It’s not the only costume with an awkward prop, though, as you’ll see in number nine.
Peter Pan and his shadow
I mean, Peter Pan is usually played by a girl any way. So why not be original and have his shadow instead of Wendy? You have then killed Halloween.
Reversed Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke
Because the original is horrible, so make the best ironic costume ever.
via Shandy Media
Butterfly catcher and butterfly
This is the perfect couple costume if you want to be cute, and the other person wants to be hilarious. Loving it.
via Julie Ann Art
All you need is a chess team to make this costume complete. This is pretty cute, but number five is adorable!
This isn’t just super awesome, it’s super easy! So in love.
via Julie Ann Art
By far the nerdiest costume out there. And it’s absolutely adorable.
via Costume Works
Paula Deen and a stick of butter.
Because butter makes everything better, including this costume.
via The Huffington Post | Diana Hibbs